[ There is an element of self-satisfaction to this, in feeling at the murky center of a layered story, in reliving that power he felt driving Pochita's head deep past long-rotted arteries and organs and feeling good. Strong, where he never has been.
Yet no one's really talking about them the way they are the people who are missing or dead, which rationally, has to do with nobody knowing the full details of how he and Aki were involved, just that they were.
But it's not fair. ]
if its a big enough issue we could be dead before they do that
[ He's finally dragged himself out of bed, standing by the window to peer out the blinds and, sure enough, there are a few familiar suits making their rounds through the streets. ]
and dont disrespect pochita! call him a jellybadass or super jellybean at least. since without him things wouldve been a lot worse for us two.
[The message is sent right before Denji's second message arrives. Annoyance breaking through - He's sick of hearing Denji imagine their deaths. Though that second message isn't much better on that front.]
It would have been fine without you doing that
Those Public Safety guys showed up right after
[He's getting tense and frustrated so his messages are choppier and more to the point. He can't ever hide his emotion through text. Not that he tries very hard to.]
[ It's not like Denji to get cowed by a few overly direct messages, but it's true that they've been over this before. That he knows Aki's stance on the matter and that talking to Denji about it only seems to make him dig his heels in. Stubborn as a dog who refuses to go on a walk.
Before Denji can get a response in, one that'd likely circuit then through their round of arguing, Power interjects with: rejoice, curs! the omnipotent power comes bearing a great gift despite your yappings interrupting my sacred morning rituals. there will be NO school next week! i have decided it, so it shall be. you are welcome
She declares it as if it's something she came up with herself... ]
woah shes only lying about part of it for once
[ You know, instead of the whole thing.
There's an update to the article now. It isn't with anything regarding the case or the devil attack, but just an announcement that school activities will continue to be paused throughout the following week as Public Safety conducts their investigation. ]
[It's not that it's a horrible thing, of course. Aki is about as big of a fan of school as any other teenager. He only does well as a means for the future. But it's so serious that they'll continue putting school on hold? How bad is this devil?]
Power, go get Denji out of bed already.
[To distract them for a bit, he'll sic her on him for a few minutes. Maybe Denji actually did get out of bed by now, but they'll still squabble for a bit and give him some time to think about this.]
[...Seriously, they're still going to have no school next week? Do they think this devil is targeting high schoolers? But why high schoolers? Or what if it's not even the same devil? He can feel a headache coming on when someone suddenly calls out to him - the manager, asking him to help with some heavy lifting. He looks young and spry, apparently. Thanks, he makes sure to say, though doesn't exactly feel complemented.]
[Sending out a quick text, he shoves his phone in his pocket as he hurries off:]
Maybe we can take that beach trip this week.
[Never has there been a better excuse to split town for a day.]
[ Power moves faster than the typing speed of his thumbs, because the door's being abruptly thrown open and she's shouting out some gibberish that could be modeled after some action cartoon ability that, in her imagination, manifests in explosions and limbs flying and a shower of glorious blood. But in Denji's experience is really just her preamble to headbutting him, then wrestling him into a sleeper's hold until he rapidly taps out.
"And the infidel falls!" she proudly narrates with a sputter of laughter, before imitating the sound effects of a large audience, the one that perpetually resides in her head, hooting and hollering in support of her victory. Denji crawls out of the bedroom, leaving his phone behind, like a stubborn ant inching itself toward the safety of its colony even after a palm has already slammed itself atop it, crumpling all six of its legs.
Power holds her phone up. Sends a photo of the pathetic surrender most befitting an underling of his rank. Let this send a message to that other underling: Power follows no one's orders!
(Ignore the fact that she attacked Denji at Aki's request.)
When she glances at the mention of their day trip in their chat, something she vaguely remembers being told of, her simpering heightens by tenfold. Blowing past all that talk of devilry and crime (because if it isn't her own, she has no interest), Power sends the following:
your overlord has an idea... tis time for a beach excursion!
Didn't Aki just say that...?
as my servants, it will be your natural duty to finally make good on fortifying my castle in the dunes! and present me with many a melon to coat my walls in their delicious red innards as warning to any teespassers. ]
[The two of them get no response for about half an hour as Aki works. Works and thinks about this trip. Denji had initially pitched it as a chance to ditch school, so will he be disappointed that they're doing this by the books instead? Still, with this job, they have enough money to splurge on something - Obviously they'll get some watermelons even though it's hardly the season for them, and he already wanted to get them both eel, but what else...]
[When Aki finally has a moment to check his phone, he stares at the defeated photo of Denji for a moment and wonders if he should praise Power or not. But her taking ownership of the plan to go on a trip is kind of annoying. So he decides to simply not comment on it at all.]
Let's go on Tuesday I'll get us tickets. Make a list of what you want to do. No bloodsports.
But Meowy can't come, and unless you can make Pochita look more like a dog, he has to stay home, too.
[There's a brief pause between those messages as he starts to tear open the next package, but then he pulls his phone back out to send a follow up.]
Don't make a ruckus if you're going to wrestle.
[Like he didn't just toss them in the ring together.]
[ His silences during their feuds aren't uncommon at all, which is why the two of them are just as silent in their family chat. Outside of it… Well, at least none of the furniture is damaged.
Out in the kitchen, Denji catches up on the messages he missed while Power bludgeoned his skull. He has two eggs boiling in a pot, set to low simmer; he used to always crank everything to the highest temperature until Aki taught him that doing so overcooked them and made the water overflow onto the stove surface. Besides, like this, he can easily file his first objection to Aki's guidelines for their trip. ]
hey!!!! tuesdays not a school day!!!! thats breaking the rules
[ Or rather, not breaking them. Anyway, moving on to his next complaint. ]
and what if pochita gets hurt? since there's that bad guy devil and stuff out there
like dont some devils hunt down other weaker devils to get stronger sometimes?
[ Oh, wait, didn't he just brag about how strong Pochita was? ]
er not that hes weak!! its jsut if hes alone yknow…
and if hes distracted from havin to protect meowy……
[ At this point that Power yells at him through the bathroom door (she'd retreated to take one of her infamously vile shits, probably), but Denji can't tell whether A) she's agreeing that Meowy shouldn't be left unattended, or B) she's upset that Denji thinks her cat is weaker than his dog. ]
[So he really is married to the idea that they break rules in the process of this trip... Come on, they have the perfect excuse to get out of town and now Denji is quibbling over the minor details like whether or not this is breaking student code?]
No way could a devil break into an apartment. That kind of stuff doesn't happen.
[He can't imagine Pochita having to defend from anything, or if he even would defend Meowy, anyway. Does he even like Meowy...? It seems like all the devil pays attention to is Denji. And Aki if he gives him his food or yells at him for getting in the way.]
[...But if he can maybe give him this win, he might be able to get Denji to agree to the idea of taking a day trip right now as opposed to later when they're in class. He mulls it over.]
How about, you can bring him, but we go on Tuesday
[Like dangling meat in front of a dog.]
The weather is supposed to be nice in Otaru, only 10C
[Based on his weather app. It hasn't gotten bitingly cold, but they're really cutting a beach trip close with the season they're in. Any later and it might end up below 0.]
[ Denji strokes his chin. Honestly, being so near to water, something like 10°C could turn into an jacket-wearing occasion without a problem, at least toward end-of-day. But also, the added enticement of having most of his favorite people there at once, and at a place he's never been to... He may have wanted to skip school for the sake of a "true teenage" experience between them both, but maybe there's still time to revisit the idea later. Meat, whether sliver or slab, still raw at the center or overly dried and shriveled at the edges, all goes to the same place. And this particular mutt just can't resist champing to have a taste. ]
k lets go
lets go lets go lets GOOO!!!!
[ The desire to jump for joy is only stalled by the phone timer that goes off, prompting Denji to rush to tend to his lunch for the day. The eggs scooped up and cooling in an ice bath — ]
meowys strong enough to protect the place on her own probably just gotta put food in her bowl and shes peachy for the day!!!!
[ Denji's double standard when it comes to Pochita... ]
what do we gotta bring? sun screen right? and uhhh towels.... should we bring a weapon in case like the sand devil or something shows up?
[Easier than he expected. Aki can imagine him hopping up and down and bothering their downstairs neighbors with no trouble.]
Read my previous messages. I told you to make a list of what you want to do.
We shouldnt bring any weapons, you can't bring that sort of stuff on public transport. And we're taking this trip to go away from the devils, not toward them
[Did he miss that part...? Regardless.]
Power wanted to smash watermelon, and we can bring towels with us to lay on the sand. We'll get dinner while we're there so don't plan on bringing too much food.
[He still wants to get eel, after all. Some kind of midterm treat, before they go on their trip in a month or so. He still needs to bring that up with Denji again. Maybe he'll tie him to a chair this time first.]
[ Make a list, he says. But what do you do near the beachside that isn't just playing in the sand and swimming with the fishes? Of course he hasn't thought that far out yet… Not only that, but what can he do with Pochita there? Keep him in a bag? Give him dog clothes to wear and hopefully hide that painfully obvious saw poking out from his head? ]
uhh well okay i dont really care… but surfing looks cool? and we could play with fireworks! the big ones that go 💥BAM💥BANG💥FWOOSH💥in the sky
[ There isn't really an occasion or reasoning for that last one. He just recently watched a movie set to the backdrop of some sweet, coming-of-age summer where all of the teenage characters light sparklers at the beach during the summer festival. Though it isn't the season for it, it seems like something they could do, too. ]
and oh i wanna touch a shark or jellyfish or a whale or a penguin to test if theyre as squishy as pochita doesnt matter which. its just something i need to strike off my bucket list!
[Surfing...? How does Denji expect to be able to surf? They don't have a surfboard and surely no one is going to be renting those out in the winter. Fireworks - they probably can't do anything that goes in the sky, but Aki mentally notes to get some sparklers. They'll both probably enjoy anything to do with fire, and there's no worry about them getting hurt when Aki can just shove them in the water.]
[But his wanting to touch a shark (or a jellyfish or whale or penguin) is what fully gets him to stop walking across the warehouse, frozen as he re-reads the message. Is he insane? Is he stupid?]
Are you an idiot?
[He doesn't care how obvious his texting is right now. How much of a dumbass is Denji, seriously?]
You can't just find those kinds of things when you go to the beach. And jellyfish will hurt you, so you shouldn't try touching them.
[Never mind the shark.]
Penguins don't even live in Japan. You know that, right??
ahhh i knrw under that smartiepants costume you always wheare u were megastupid !
[ Trying to peel the eggshells away with one hand, his replies send slowly, in bits, like branches of a thought pruned from a shrub too diseased to be salvaged. Evident from how riddled with mistakes they are. In his multitasking, he also fails to maintain the smooth outer surface of the egg whites, his nails forming cracks and indents in the skin, slivers of residual shell attached as he shoves a whole egg into his mouth, chewing, before splashing some soy sauce into a small dish and tipping that back as well. ]
becuz yeah too do penguins live in japan. you just gotta break em out from water jail. the aquarium? the fish market? you not hear about those before?
[ Is he proposing that they go to the beach… just to go somewhere else? Sorta, but only to prove a pointless point. If Aki actually took them somewhere else entirely just to show him that penguins aren't being held captive at fish markets, he'd be pissed. ]
but fine since you think mt ideas suck so much id like to see what YOU come up with for the schedule
[The aquarium, fine, but - Does Denji think people eat penguins? Would he eat a penguin if they found one...?!]
[...Not that they would, of course. Because penguins don't live in Japan.]
You can't break a penguin out of an aquarium. You'll get arrested. Same with sharks and whales.
[So he just has to keep him away from jellyfish. But that's all Denji gets in reply for a bit, after demanding Aki be the one to make a schedule. He's busy for about half an hour, but it's not wasted time. When the next message does come, it's long and detailed.]
Train from here to Otaru (about an hour)
Have breakfast on the train
Buy watermelon in town, sparklers if they're for sale
Go to canals
Find stuff to make a sandcastle with
Go to beach
Do whatever on the sand, break watermelon, have lunch (bento)
Denji and Power can swim (it'll be cold)
Stay until sunset
Get dinner - seafood (I already planned it)
Light sparklers if we found any
Go home (1 hour by train)
Something like that
[Then, maybe a minute later:]
They have an aquarium, but I heard a devil attacked it a few months ago. Anyway, you can't steal any penguins from there.
[ The only surprising thing about Aki's itinerary is that he didn't include timestamps and expected travel time — wait, never mind, he did list that last part at the start and the finish. ]
ah… no penguins…
[ His sheer disappointment can't even be transposed into human language. He swallows his egg, staring blankly ahead down at the rest of his meager meal, hands hugging the edge of the counter as reality sets in. A moment of silence, please, for his dreams of squeezing a penguin to his chest… ]
[...Somehow the disappointment and sadness bleeds through the phone. Aki seriously reconsiders the whole timetable he just drew up.]
[But then he's sending pictures of what look like stupidly expensive ekiben and - Seriously, why is he obsessed with ekiben?! It's like he brings it up every time they have to take a train... And of course he always wants the stupid branded ones that cost so much more. Aki's brief pity over the lack of penguins melts when he sends the one Power demands.]
You can't even get that one here that train doesn't operate in this area!
[It's only an hour's ride, anyway. Aki thought he'd just pack them some breakfast... This trip is supposed to be cheap, of course sneaky costs always come out of nowhere.]
Fine you can get something from the station. But it has to be under 500 yen.
[ Ekiben is the pinnacle of travel indulgences, and with traveling in itself being a special occurrence for them, they should be making the most of it! Even if the food is pre-packaged, expensive, and on par with what Aki could make for them at home. Whatever, 500 yen is more than enough to get them something good and filling for the ride. Just as long as it's 500 yen each, for each person in their group, and not a budget shared between them. ]
yaaaatttaaa!!!
soo the food and stuff wre gonna get up to is all planned right? basically everything importants figured out then
[ Well, aside from how they're going to disguise Pochita. But, eh, that'll sort itself out. Probably. ]
and jsut so us three are on the same page this is a hayakawa ONLY trip. i know some of your buddies might be messed up from everything buuut no letting them come along last minute!
[ He pauses. ]
not unless you know a girl thats my type thats the only exception
[He wasn't even considering inviting them. He'll have his hands full with just Denji and Power on the train, not to mention when they even get to the beach. Ahh, it's going to be so chilly...]
I don't know a single one.
[In case he thought that was a real possibility. Plans made, he feels better about ignoring his texts for a bit, working through the shift and doing what he can to make an extra day's wage. If only their stupid school allowed him to take part time jobs on school days, this wouldn't be such a big deal. But it sounds like most of this money is going to go to this sudden trip, anyway. When he's on a lunch break, munching on onigiri made from leftovers, he finally pulls his phone back out.]
I'll be home in a few hours. See if you can find that black bag with the mesh on top, and try and see if Pochita will fit inside. The one from the school trip last year.
[It has their school's name on it, but that's fine. The main thing is that it has mesh so the devil can breathe.]
[ Aki may leave him alone for the time being, but thoughts of the vague news article from this morning don't.
He continues perusing forums, searching for seemingly related (and unrelated) posts about the ongoing situation, laughing at dumb memes making light of it — it's probably the most recreational reading he's willingly subjected himself to in a long time. Dirty dishes dumped in the sink, he eventually joins Power's side in front of the TV set; she's snoozing now, her old 3DS flashing on and off, trying to tell her that the battery is low. With some nudging, he manages to steal back the remote from out under her shoulder.
The local news coverage replaces whatever cartoon had been airing on the screen. Denji blankly watches, part of him fantasizing what it'd be like if it were him instead. Aki and Power's faces pasted on to the family members news shows clips of them rushing into the station, avoiding eye contact with the press. The somber, sunken in faces of Public Safety's representatives revealing what scarce information they're able to.
The only thing the startles him back to reality is Aki's latest message. Mesh bag? Did they have one of those?
After a moment, Denji sends this back. Exactly this. Right down to making holes in the bag for Pochita's legs to poke through. ]
[...What the hell is this? How are his legs sticking out? The more he zooms in, pinching the screen with his phone, the more he realizes how the bag has been essentially shredded to make room for the damn devil's legs instead of simply making him lay in it like what Aki meant. Which means - ]
YOu ruined it??
[Typo and all. He's pissed. That was a good bag! It's perfect for overnight trips!]
I said fit him INSIDE not through it you dumbass!
The bag is supposed to hide him not make him look even more obvious you dumbass!!!
[Multiple texts rapid-fired in a row, multiple exclamation marks - Denji definitely pissed him off.]
[That devil barely even has legs. What is he going to be stretching??]
[And what does he mean, Aki should know how it feels to sit inside of a bag for an hour-long train ride? Why would he know how that feels? ...Is he comparing this to when they had to take trips in the van at the orphanage and everyone was squeezed into the seats together? That's completely different and also - they all turned out just fine. Even without the seatbelts.]
The point was to bring him on without people seeing him but he looks too ovbiously like a devil like that you dumbass
Stop ruining thigs when I just tell you to try them out
The train ride is like an hour he would have been fine in the bag. You alwyas ruin our stuff
[He's typing faster and hitting too many typos because he's really supposed to get back to work right now but he needs to also tell Denji off about this. The perils of being an older sibling.]
[ Um? The three of them could barely walk straight with how numb their legs were when they got out, and also Power's head went flying forward against the shoulder of the driver's seat during one harsh stop, but yeah, sure, they turned out just fine and it totally doesn't explain why their little sister is the insane punk she is today… ]
no??!? YOU always point the finger at me for ruining our stuff. doesnt mean i always do!!!!
[ This current instance, notwithstanding, sometimes it's Power's fault! ]
dont blame me that you cant think outta the box! dumbhairyjackass aki!!!!!!!
[ A couple minutes of huffy silence later, Denji resubmits another go at fitting Pochita into the bag. It's a little blurry because the devil is circling inside it, but it looks like he's plugged the holes with a round of duct tape. Basically good as new. Ish.
Seemingly aware that his tape-job doesn't exactly do much to reclaim the bag's former glory, he tacks on the following message. ]
its jsut a bag. cant you get another one of these things from the school
[Okay, yes, sometimes it's Power's fault. But how many times has it started from Denji ticking her off? He almost kicks a box before squatting down again and choosing to channel his frustration by ripping the closure open by hand instead of knife.]
[When he finally texts again, he's a little cooled off and ready to snap at him again... but the photo of Pochita in a half-taped-up bag massages that down. Ugh, Denji... He's such an idiot. Yes, he can get a new bag from the school if he asks some of the school staff or maybe he can find one in the student council storage, but that's not the point, here. He's never going to understand that, is he?]
It's fine
[No, it's not, and he knows Denji knows he isn't forgiven. This whole argument is stupid. They're both acting like kids. Only one of them should be doing that.]
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Yet no one's really talking about them the way they are the people who are missing or dead, which rationally, has to do with nobody knowing the full details of how he and Aki were involved, just that they were.
But it's not fair. ]
if its a big enough issue we could be dead before they do that
[ He's finally dragged himself out of bed, standing by the window to peer out the blinds and, sure enough, there are a few familiar suits making their rounds through the streets. ]
and dont disrespect pochita! call him a jellybadass or super jellybean at least. since without him things wouldve been a lot worse for us two.
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Don't say shit like that
[The message is sent right before Denji's second message arrives. Annoyance breaking through - He's sick of hearing Denji imagine their deaths. Though that second message isn't much better on that front.]
It would have been fine without you doing that
Those Public Safety guys showed up right after
[He's getting tense and frustrated so his messages are choppier and more to the point. He can't ever hide his emotion through text. Not that he tries very hard to.]
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Before Denji can get a response in, one that'd likely circuit then through their round of arguing, Power interjects with: rejoice, curs! the omnipotent power comes bearing a great gift despite your yappings interrupting my sacred morning rituals. there will be NO school next week! i have decided it, so it shall be. you are welcome
She declares it as if it's something she came up with herself... ]
woah
shes only lying about part of it for once
[ You know, instead of the whole thing.
There's an update to the article now. It isn't with anything regarding the case or the devil attack, but just an announcement that school activities will continue to be paused throughout the following week as Public Safety conducts their investigation. ]
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[...Seriously? A whole week off of school?]
[It's not that it's a horrible thing, of course. Aki is about as big of a fan of school as any other teenager. He only does well as a means for the future. But it's so serious that they'll continue putting school on hold? How bad is this devil?]
Power, go get Denji out of bed already.
[To distract them for a bit, he'll sic her on him for a few minutes. Maybe Denji actually did get out of bed by now, but they'll still squabble for a bit and give him some time to think about this.]
[...Seriously, they're still going to have no school next week? Do they think this devil is targeting high schoolers? But why high schoolers? Or what if it's not even the same devil? He can feel a headache coming on when someone suddenly calls out to him - the manager, asking him to help with some heavy lifting. He looks young and spry, apparently. Thanks, he makes sure to say, though doesn't exactly feel complemented.]
[Sending out a quick text, he shoves his phone in his pocket as he hurries off:]
Maybe we can take that beach trip this week.
[Never has there been a better excuse to split town for a day.]
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[ Power moves faster than the typing speed of his thumbs, because the door's being abruptly thrown open and she's shouting out some gibberish that could be modeled after some action cartoon ability that, in her imagination, manifests in explosions and limbs flying and a shower of glorious blood. But in Denji's experience is really just her preamble to headbutting him, then wrestling him into a sleeper's hold until he rapidly taps out.
"And the infidel falls!" she proudly narrates with a sputter of laughter, before imitating the sound effects of a large audience,
the one that perpetually resides in her head, hooting and hollering in support of her victory. Denji crawls out of the bedroom, leaving his phone behind, like a stubborn ant inching itself toward the safety of its colony even after a palm has already slammed itself atop it, crumpling all six of its legs.
Power holds her phone up. Sends a photo of the pathetic surrender most befitting an underling of his rank. Let this send a message to that other underling: Power follows no one's orders!
(Ignore the fact that she attacked Denji at Aki's request.)
When she glances at the mention of their day trip in their chat, something she vaguely remembers being told of, her simpering heightens by tenfold. Blowing past all that talk of devilry and crime (because if it isn't her own, she has no interest), Power sends the following:
your overlord has an idea... tis time for a beach excursion!
Didn't Aki just say that...?
as my servants, it will be your natural duty to finally make good on fortifying my castle in the dunes! and present me with many a melon to coat my walls in their delicious red innards as warning to any teespassers. ]
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[The two of them get no response for about half an hour as Aki works. Works and thinks about this trip. Denji had initially pitched it as a chance to ditch school, so will he be disappointed that they're doing this by the books instead? Still, with this job, they have enough money to splurge on something - Obviously they'll get some watermelons even though it's hardly the season for them, and he already wanted to get them both eel, but what else...]
[When Aki finally has a moment to check his phone, he stares at the defeated photo of Denji for a moment and wonders if he should praise Power or not. But her taking ownership of the plan to go on a trip is kind of annoying. So he decides to simply not comment on it at all.]
Let's go on Tuesday I'll get us tickets. Make a list of what you want to do. No bloodsports.
But Meowy can't come, and unless you can make Pochita look more like a dog, he has to stay home, too.
[There's a brief pause between those messages as he starts to tear open the next package, but then he pulls his phone back out to send a follow up.]
Don't make a ruckus if you're going to wrestle.
[Like he didn't just toss them in the ring together.]
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Out in the kitchen, Denji catches up on the messages he missed while Power bludgeoned his skull. He has two eggs boiling in a pot, set to low simmer; he used to always crank everything to the highest temperature until Aki taught him that doing so overcooked them and made the water overflow onto the stove surface. Besides, like this, he can easily file his first objection to Aki's guidelines for their trip. ]
hey!!!! tuesdays not a school day!!!! thats breaking the rules
[ Or rather, not breaking them. Anyway, moving on to his next complaint. ]
and what if pochita gets hurt? since there's that bad guy devil and stuff out there
like dont some devils hunt down other weaker devils to get stronger sometimes?
[ Oh, wait, didn't he just brag about how strong Pochita was? ]
er not that hes weak!! its jsut if hes alone yknow…
and if hes distracted from havin to protect meowy……
[ At this point that Power yells at him through the bathroom door (she'd retreated to take one of her infamously vile shits, probably), but Denji can't tell whether A) she's agreeing that Meowy shouldn't be left unattended, or B) she's upset that Denji thinks her cat is weaker than his dog. ]
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[So he really is married to the idea that they break rules in the process of this trip... Come on, they have the perfect excuse to get out of town and now Denji is quibbling over the minor details like whether or not this is breaking student code?]
No way could a devil break into an apartment. That kind of stuff doesn't happen.
[He can't imagine Pochita having to defend from anything, or if he even would defend Meowy, anyway. Does he even like Meowy...? It seems like all the devil pays attention to is Denji. And Aki if he gives him his food or yells at him for getting in the way.]
[...But if he can maybe give him this win, he might be able to get Denji to agree to the idea of taking a day trip right now as opposed to later when they're in class. He mulls it over.]
How about, you can bring him, but we go on Tuesday
[Like dangling meat in front of a dog.]
The weather is supposed to be nice in Otaru, only 10C
[Based on his weather app. It hasn't gotten bitingly cold, but they're really cutting a beach trip close with the season they're in. Any later and it might end up below 0.]
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k lets go
lets go lets go lets GOOO!!!!
[ The desire to jump for joy is only stalled by the phone timer that goes off, prompting Denji to rush to tend to his lunch for the day. The eggs scooped up and cooling in an ice bath — ]
meowys strong enough to protect the place on her own probably
just gotta put food in her bowl and shes peachy for the day!!!!
[ Denji's double standard when it comes to Pochita... ]
what do we gotta bring? sun screen right? and uhhh towels.... should we bring a weapon in case like the sand devil or something shows up?
wait we got pochita for that never mind
hmmmmmmmm
[ 🤔 ]
hey hye hey i know! we need a ton of snacks!
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[Easier than he expected. Aki can imagine him hopping up and down and bothering their downstairs neighbors with no trouble.]
Read my previous messages. I told you to make a list of what you want to do.
We shouldnt bring any weapons, you can't bring that sort of stuff on public transport. And we're taking this trip to go away from the devils, not toward them
[Did he miss that part...? Regardless.]
Power wanted to smash watermelon, and we can bring towels with us to lay on the sand. We'll get dinner while we're there so don't plan on bringing too much food.
[He still wants to get eel, after all. Some kind of midterm treat, before they go on their trip in a month or so. He still needs to bring that up with Denji again. Maybe he'll tie him to a chair this time first.]
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uhh well okay
i dont really care… but surfing looks cool? and we could play with fireworks! the big ones that go 💥BAM💥BANG💥FWOOSH💥in the sky
[ There isn't really an occasion or reasoning for that last one. He just recently watched a movie set to the backdrop of some sweet, coming-of-age summer where all of the teenage characters light sparklers at the beach during the summer festival. Though it isn't the season for it, it seems like something they could do, too. ]
and oh i wanna touch a shark or jellyfish or a whale or a penguin to test if theyre as squishy as pochita
doesnt matter which. its just something i need to strike off my bucket list!
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[Surfing...? How does Denji expect to be able to surf? They don't have a surfboard and surely no one is going to be renting those out in the winter. Fireworks - they probably can't do anything that goes in the sky, but Aki mentally notes to get some sparklers. They'll both probably enjoy anything to do with fire, and there's no worry about them getting hurt when Aki can just shove them in the water.]
[But his wanting to touch a shark (or a jellyfish or whale or penguin) is what fully gets him to stop walking across the warehouse, frozen as he re-reads the message. Is he insane? Is he stupid?]
Are you an idiot?
[He doesn't care how obvious his texting is right now. How much of a dumbass is Denji, seriously?]
You can't just find those kinds of things when you go to the beach. And jellyfish will hurt you, so you shouldn't try touching them.
[Never mind the shark.]
Penguins don't even live in Japan. You know that, right??
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under that smartiepants costume you always wheare
u were megastupid
!
[ Trying to peel the eggshells away with one hand, his replies send slowly, in bits, like branches of a thought pruned from a shrub too diseased to be salvaged. Evident from how riddled with mistakes they are. In his multitasking, he also fails to maintain the smooth outer surface of the egg whites, his nails forming cracks and indents in the skin, slivers of residual shell attached as he shoves a whole egg into his mouth, chewing, before splashing some soy sauce into a small dish and tipping that back as well. ]
becuz yeah too do penguins live in japan. you just gotta break em out from water jail.
the aquarium? the fish market? you not hear about those before?
[ Is he proposing that they go to the beach… just to go somewhere else? Sorta, but only to prove a pointless point. If Aki actually took them somewhere else entirely just to show him that penguins aren't being held captive at fish markets, he'd be pissed. ]
but fine since you think mt ideas suck so much id like to see what YOU come up with for the schedule
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[The aquarium, fine, but - Does Denji think people eat penguins? Would he eat a penguin if they found one...?!]
[...Not that they would, of course. Because penguins don't live in Japan.]
You can't break a penguin out of an aquarium. You'll get arrested. Same with sharks and whales.
[So he just has to keep him away from jellyfish. But that's all Denji gets in reply for a bit, after demanding Aki be the one to make a schedule. He's busy for about half an hour, but it's not wasted time. When the next message does come, it's long and detailed.]
Train from here to Otaru (about an hour)
Have breakfast on the train
Buy watermelon in town, sparklers if they're for sale
Go to canals
Find stuff to make a sandcastle with
Go to beach
Do whatever on the sand, break watermelon, have lunch (bento)
Denji and Power can swim (it'll be cold)
Stay until sunset
Get dinner - seafood (I already planned it)
Light sparklers if we found any
Go home (1 hour by train)
Something like that
[Then, maybe a minute later:]
They have an aquarium, but I heard a devil attacked it a few months ago. Anyway, you can't steal any penguins from there.
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ah…
no penguins…
[ His sheer disappointment can't even be transposed into human language. He swallows his egg, staring blankly ahead down at the rest of his meager meal, hands hugging the edge of the counter as reality sets in. A moment of silence, please, for his dreams of squeezing a penguin to his chest… ]
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so wait whatre we having for breakfast then
because i wanna buy station food!!! like this kamameshi
and powy says she wants this
just withtout the beans n stuff
[ Good thing that the best and only way to overcome devastation is to think about food. ]
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[...Somehow the disappointment and sadness bleeds through the phone. Aki seriously reconsiders the whole timetable he just drew up.]
[But then he's sending pictures of what look like stupidly expensive ekiben and - Seriously, why is he obsessed with ekiben?! It's like he brings it up every time they have to take a train... And of course he always wants the stupid branded ones that cost so much more. Aki's brief pity over the lack of penguins melts when he sends the one Power demands.]
You can't even get that one here that train doesn't operate in this area!
[It's only an hour's ride, anyway. Aki thought he'd just pack them some breakfast... This trip is supposed to be cheap, of course sneaky costs always come out of nowhere.]
Fine you can get something from the station. But it has to be under 500 yen.
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yaaaatttaaa!!!
soo the food and stuff wre gonna get up to is all planned right? basically everything importants figured out then
[ Well, aside from how they're going to disguise Pochita. But, eh, that'll sort itself out. Probably. ]
and jsut so us three are on the same page
this is a hayakawa ONLY trip. i know some of your buddies might be messed up from everything
buuut no letting them come along last minute!
[ He pauses. ]
not unless you know a girl thats my type
thats the only exception
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[He wasn't even considering inviting them. He'll have his hands full with just Denji and Power on the train, not to mention when they even get to the beach. Ahh, it's going to be so chilly...]
I don't know a single one.
[In case he thought that was a real possibility. Plans made, he feels better about ignoring his texts for a bit, working through the shift and doing what he can to make an extra day's wage. If only their stupid school allowed him to take part time jobs on school days, this wouldn't be such a big deal. But it sounds like most of this money is going to go to this sudden trip, anyway. When he's on a lunch break, munching on onigiri made from leftovers, he finally pulls his phone back out.]
I'll be home in a few hours. See if you can find that black bag with the mesh on top, and try and see if Pochita will fit inside. The one from the school trip last year.
[It has their school's name on it, but that's fine. The main thing is that it has mesh so the devil can breathe.]
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He continues perusing forums, searching for seemingly related (and unrelated) posts about the ongoing situation, laughing at dumb memes making light of it — it's probably the most recreational reading he's willingly subjected himself to in a long time. Dirty dishes dumped in the sink, he eventually joins Power's side in front of the TV set; she's snoozing now, her old 3DS flashing on and off, trying to tell her that the battery is low. With some nudging, he manages to steal back the remote from out under her shoulder.
The local news coverage replaces whatever cartoon had been airing on the screen. Denji blankly watches, part of him fantasizing what it'd be like if it were him instead. Aki and Power's faces pasted on to the family members news shows clips of them rushing into the station, avoiding eye contact with the press. The somber, sunken in faces of Public Safety's representatives revealing what scarce information they're able to.
The only thing the startles him back to reality is Aki's latest message. Mesh bag? Did they have one of those?
After a moment, Denji sends this back. Exactly this. Right down to making holes in the bag for Pochita's legs to poke through. ]
it fits
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[...What the hell is this? How are his legs sticking out? The more he zooms in, pinching the screen with his phone, the more he realizes how the bag has been essentially shredded to make room for the damn devil's legs instead of simply making him lay in it like what Aki meant. Which means - ]
YOu ruined it??
[Typo and all. He's pissed. That was a good bag! It's perfect for overnight trips!]
I said fit him INSIDE not through it you dumbass!
The bag is supposed to hide him not make him look even more obvious you dumbass!!!
[Multiple texts rapid-fired in a row, multiple exclamation marks - Denji definitely pissed him off.]
Fix it before I get home or I'll put YOU in it
I should take this out of your bento fund
Dumbass
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how can you not want him to stretch out his legs????
[ …It just doesn't make a lick of sense to anyone other than him. ]
so i FIXED it. hes gonna get all cramped inside there the whole train ride!!! you know how sucky that feels
plus hes gotta be able to run on his own in case a worm devil comes blastin outta the ground
if we wanna hide his paws so bad ill just bring a blanket to cover em up
[ This doesn't fix the bag, but consider: Does the bag really need fixing? Isn't it their mindsets and morale that need improving? Not the bag? ]
so dont call me a dumbass
[ Three times in a row, at that?! ]
cuz YOUR the dumbass for not thinking bout pochitas comfort!
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[That devil barely even has legs. What is he going to be stretching??]
[And what does he mean, Aki should know how it feels to sit inside of a bag for an hour-long train ride? Why would he know how that feels? ...Is he comparing this to when they had to take trips in the van at the orphanage and everyone was squeezed into the seats together? That's completely different and also - they all turned out just fine. Even without the seatbelts.]
The point was to bring him on without people seeing him but he looks too ovbiously like a devil like that you dumbass
Stop ruining thigs when I just tell you to try them out
The train ride is like an hour he would have been fine in the bag. You alwyas ruin our stuff
[He's typing faster and hitting too many typos because he's really supposed to get back to work right now but he needs to also tell Denji off about this. The perils of being an older sibling.]
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no??!? YOU always point the finger at me for ruining our stuff. doesnt mean i always do!!!!
[ This current instance, notwithstanding, sometimes it's Power's fault! ]
dont blame me that you cant think outta the box!
dumbhairyjackass aki!!!!!!!
[ A couple minutes of huffy silence later, Denji resubmits another go at fitting Pochita into the bag. It's a little blurry because the devil is circling inside it, but it looks like he's plugged the holes with a round of duct tape. Basically good as new. Ish.
Seemingly aware that his tape-job doesn't exactly do much to reclaim the bag's former glory, he tacks on the following message. ]
its jsut a bag. cant you get another one of these things from the school
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[Okay, yes, sometimes it's Power's fault. But how many times has it started from Denji ticking her off? He almost kicks a box before squatting down again and choosing to channel his frustration by ripping the closure open by hand instead of knife.]
[When he finally texts again, he's a little cooled off and ready to snap at him again... but the photo of Pochita in a half-taped-up bag massages that down. Ugh, Denji... He's such an idiot. Yes, he can get a new bag from the school if he asks some of the school staff or maybe he can find one in the student council storage, but that's not the point, here. He's never going to understand that, is he?]
It's fine
[No, it's not, and he knows Denji knows he isn't forgiven. This whole argument is stupid. They're both acting like kids. Only one of them should be doing that.]
Don't ruin anything else today And stay inside
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