[yosuke's bitch ass gets saved today thanks to this large, troubled elf cosplayer. he'll be sure to find another reason to throw hands later.]

Ah, 'aight then.

[he clears his throat, makes sure his collar is sufficiently popped, and puts on another charming smile]

You can't change the past but you can change your future! You can't keep things bottled up, buddy, that's a job reserved for bottles. And you're not a bottle, so you should just tell good 'ol Sooj Doggy Dog here all about your woes.

[and maybe give him one of those cathartic, life changing bonds while he's at it. he has hands to throw later, after all.]